tramampoline:

hentaihotsprings:

oh fuck he getting it

this video is so good-hearted. this video has never failed to make me smile

(Source: flightcub, via wisdom-justiceandlove)

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via whererealitygoestodie)

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

y’all think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

(via alternativeadolescent)

showersofoaths:

Me whenever I visit people’s houses

(Source: khaleesjorah, via alternativeadolescent)

thecutestofthecute:

Rottweiler Appreciation Post

(via whererealitygoestodie)

(via d-estinedtoexplode)

"Happiness is a risk. If you’re not a little scared, then you’re not doing it right."

Sarah Addison Allen, The Peach Keeper (via quoted-books)

thethunderbunny:

Everyone has his own demons…

thethunderbunny:

Everyone has his own demons…

(Source: imasha13, via malmerio)